Guaranteed Body-Safe Quality
We hand-select every product and refuse porous “jelly” materials, knock-offs, or cheap imports.
- 100% Phthalate-Free verification
- Medical-grade silicone & glass prioritized
- Reputable brands only—no exceptions
Unleash your darkest desires with the Count Cockula Silicone Dildo a terrifying Dracula-themed dong designed to drive your fantasies wild. Featuring a grooved head that looks like a brain a textured bulge at the corona and veiny shaft this dildo provides sensational stimulation. The bat wings that fold along the length of the shaft and spikes along the base add an extra layer of spine-chilling pleasure. Its strong suction cup base is perfect for hands-free enjoyment on any flat surface and it fits comfortably with compatible harnesses for strap on or pegging adventures. Made from luxurious phthalate-free silicone it's soft on the outside and firm inside. Always use with water-based lubricants for the best experience.
You turn on your favorite vampire movie dim the lights and wait for the creature to arrive onscreen. A flash of lightning is followed by thunder and the lights go out in your house. "Darn it! All the power went out!" You get up using your phone as a flashlight and stumble through the house unused to it being so dark. As you flip the switch nothing happens but then another flash of lightning illuminates the room and shows you a tall terrifying monster is right beside you! It lunges at you biting your neck and gripping you with icy fingers! It shreds your clothing with its claws as you scream your vision going hazy due to blood loss. It releases its bite on your neck and you go limp but you can still see its red glowing eyes full of hunger. It reaches down and then shoves its rod inside of you! It's cold like the rest of its body and you wake up due to the shock with a gasp! It holds you upright as it thrusts but with every thrust it feels like it is biting you down below! Slowly slowly you lose consciousness. In the morning you feel drowsy and euphoric but then as soon as you look at a mirror you see your neck and crotch are covered in bite marks and blood!
Measurements:
Overall length: 9 inches
Insertable length: 8 inches
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.6 inches
Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches
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🚚 Discreet & Secure Shipping—Always
We take your privacy seriously. Every order is shipped in a plain, unmarked white box or mailer with zero indication of what’s inside or that it’s from SlipDix.com.
Even your billing will stay private—charges appear as "SUTSTONE LLC" (not SlipDix). So rest easy—your secret’s safe with us. 😉
📦 Fast Fulfillment from U.S. Warehouses
Orders ship within 1 business day from one of our trusted fulfillment locations:
We ship via USPS Priority Mail, which usually arrives in 2–3 business days within the continental U.S.
🌍 International Orders
Live outside the U.S.? No problem!
International shipping fees vary and will be quoted at checkout. Most deliveries arrive within 7–15+ days, depending on your country and local customs.
🏪 Need More Discretion?
Worried about someone at home seeing your package?
You can choose to ship your order to a FedEx, UPS, or shipping storefront for pickup.
Just bring a valid photo ID, and you’re good to go—no awkward doorstep deliveries needed.
⚡ In a Rush?
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Reach out to us—we’re happy to help with expedited options or special requests. 💌
I’m James—founder & operator. With 18+ years in eCommerce & digital marketing, I built SlipDix to be a transparent, body-safe place to buy premium sexual wellness products.
We focus on what matters most: safety, privacy, speed, support, and real value.
We hand-select every product and refuse porous “jelly” materials, knock-offs, or cheap imports.
Your privacy is the priority—online and at your doorstep.
Orders ship within 1 business day from U.S. centers in Michigan & Arizona.
Reach out and you’ll talk to me—James. No scripts. No outsourcing. Just honest help.
Lean operation = better value on quality vibrators, dildos, and couples toys than the big guys.
SlipDix™ is my mission. You’ll get a shopping experience that’s comfortable, confident, and judgment-free—always. We operate with total transparency, uncompromising safety standards, and complete discretion.
Thank you for trusting SlipDix.