9 in. "Count Cockula" Dracula-Themed Dildo
- Availability: In stock - ships within 1 business day
- Brand: XR LLC
- Model: 92612
- UPC: 848518056757
- MPN: AH550
- Ships From: Ferndale, Michigan USA
About SlipDix™ – Real. Transparent. Personal. 💋
Hi there, gorgeous! Ready for the most transparent & honest store bio you've ever heard?! I’m James, the one-man army behind SlipDix™. I manage the entire operation from my home in Cleveland, Ohio, and drop ship all orders from my Michigan & Arizona warehouses, making sure every order is processed with care & flair. You’re not dealing with some faceless corporation here—this is real, personal, & 100% me. Just a 30-year old gay guy trying to make this my full time job! 😅 And because of my low overhead, I can match or beat the big corporations' prices! Plus, my store is more fabulous, clearly. 😉
With over 18 years of experience in eCommerce and digital marketing, I decided to create a place where anyone can shop for high-quality, body-safe adult products without any awkwardness or judgment. I uphold these values with the upmost responsibility and respect for you, your privacy, and your discretion. Whether you're here for your first toy or you're a seasoned pro, I’ve got you covered—no pressure, just pleasure. Amazing products, fast shipping, and complete discretion. This is my own personal mission and pledge to the world, to provide a place with no BS, no gimmicks. Just honest products, pricing, and total transparency. I'm here for you always to be a place you can come back to and feel safe to fulfill your wildest desires. I'm rooting for you, always! 💕
Why Shop With SlipDix™?
- ✔ Body-safe, top-quality products – I only carry items from trusted brands, so you know what you’re getting is the real deal. Safe and effective, just the way it should be!
- ✔ Discreet packaging – Your order will arrive in plain, unmarked packaging—because your business is your business, and no one needs to know but us.
- ✔ Flexible payment options – Pay with Apple Pay, Google Pay, or your debit/credit card. You'll be billed from "SUTSTONE LLC" for discretion reasons—"SlipDix" won't appear on your statement. We use Stripe™ for all payment processing.
- ✔ Super-fast shipping – I fulfill all orders myself from my warehouse in Michigan or Phoenix, keeping costs low and your shipping fast (usually 3 days) and discreet.
- ✔ Real, friendly customer support – If you ever need help, it’s me you’ll be talking to, not a chatbot. I’m here to answer your questions and make sure you feel 100% confident about your purchase.
I keep my margins low because I want you to have an amazing experience at a price that competes with the big retailers. Low overhead means better prices, plus a personal touch—just the way shopping should be.
Thank you for choosing SlipDix™. I'm here to make sure you feel empowered, comfortable, and maybe a little bit turned on. 😏
