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This Kraken Silicone Dildo is here to add to your deviant, deep-sea fantasy collection! With a deep blue and shimmering gold color, it's automatically an eye-catcher. The wide base doubles as a suction-cup base for hands-free rides. It can also be used with your lover when combined with a compatible strap-on harness! At the base are countless, small, wave-like features that look as if they're crashing against the titanic kraken rod! As the dong emerges from the base, it has a twisted whorl that swirls up towards the tip along with several, small octopus-like suckers. The tip is tapered just enough to help with insertion but, after you get the tip in, you'll be feeling all the textures this kraken offers! Perfect for roleplay, cosplay, fantasy kink or just as a unique and satisfying toy for you or your partner! Made out of premium silicone, this dong is phthalate-free and body-safe. Use only with water-based lubricants. To wash, use warm water and mild soap then spray with a toy cleaner and pat dry.
Big monsters have always enticed you, and as you venture out into the ocean on your ship, you feel your heart quicken with excitement, fear and desire. After years of studying the lore and mysteries of the deep, you've set your sights on the kraken itself! With a mixture of science and magick, you've done everything you can to summon it. As the waves begin to crash against the hull of your ship, you feel the rock back and forth as your whole world tilts. A rough day at sea, nothing more. But then something changes... the sky itself darkens and you hear a crack of thunder moments before the flash of lightning nearly blinds you! As you open your eyes you see it; the kraken's long, giant tentacles grab the boat and the rocking suddenly stops! You stand still, bracing yourself, stunned. It's silent. As you carefully walk towards the edge of the ship and peer over you nearly fall off the boat when a loud, deafening roar erupts from a beast beneath the waves! As you whip around, the water has started to spray and everything is wet. Then you see it; the kraken, personified in a human-like form, just for a moment. It holds effortlessly still as you barely gain your sea legs again. Eyes as deep as the darkest part of the ocean. Skin, perpetually wet and glistening. And arms... at a glance it seems they have them and after a second, they show up as tentacles. You blink again and it's gone! But before you can think to scream, your entire body is grabbed by a giant tentacle, wrapped around your waist! Another one slips between your thighs, parting them, and the third pushes into your mouth. As you are dragged into the sea, you only feel the rich mixture of fear and pleasure as you feel every tentacle pressing into your most intimate of holes.
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