Guaranteed Body-Safe Quality
We hand-select every product and refuse porous “jelly” materials, knock-offs, or cheap imports.
- 100% Phthalate-Free verification
- Medical-grade silicone & glass prioritized
- Reputable brands only—no exceptions
Dive deep into new fantasies with this Swamp Monster dildo from Creature Cocks! Its mysterious shaft is textured with tiny bumps and scaly ridges. The long shaft has a gentle curve to it for your penetrative pleasure and a soft pink head that blossoms like a bud at the end of a green stem. At the base is a wide, flat plateau that you can ride and two, shiny, black glass orbs that seem to stare up into your depths as you ride it! Is it face or phallus? That's up to you to decide as you enjoy the sweet and silky smoothness of premium silicone as you plunge it deeper into your own wet and mossy swamplands. Completely phthalate-free, it is body-safe to use with water-based lubricants. The base is also compatible with a strap-on harness for those of you who want to share in the fantasy and get pegged! Or ride solo; the strong, suction cup base lets you enjoy it hands-free! After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.
On a hot and balmy day, you've decided to explore more on this surprise vacation to the Everglades. Fanning yourself, the heat is as heavy as a blanket and you seek some shade in the late afternoon. For miles the winding, wet swamplands stretch out and you sit at the edge of it on the moist earth under a tree. The sun hangs low in the sky, yet it's still warm, so you strip down and wade into the water. The cool water freshens and cools you. You feel so relaxed you lose track of time. Suddenly there's a moment in the water and as you look around, you see the two glassy, black eyes of something watching you. Your breath catches in your throat, fight or flight activated, yet you stay perfectly still. As you finally turn to start moving out of the water, a scaly, wet hand grabs your thigh. You freeze, terrified, but your terror turns to confusion and arousal as the hand begins to slide up between your thighs and stimulate you! As you look down, you see the pink tipped, scaly, green rod begin to emerge from the water. It surfaces, twitching, firm and excited; two glassy black eyes look up at you and the hands pull you down over the shaft. It parts you and you find yourself being moved up and down and it feels so good that it surprises you. Your moans are barely heard over the wild waters, and you begin to feel hot for an entirely different reason! As you reach climax, the monster releases you, thick, white slime trailing between your thighs. You walk out of the water and to the shore again, only the Everglades knowing your mysterious secret.
Specifications
🚚 Discreet & Secure Shipping—Always
We take your privacy seriously. Every order is shipped in a plain, unmarked white box or mailer with zero indication of what’s inside or that it’s from SlipDix.com.
Even your billing will stay private—charges appear as "SUTSTONE LLC" (not SlipDix). So rest easy—your secret’s safe with us. 😉
📦 Fast Fulfillment from U.S. Warehouses
Orders ship within 1 business day from one of our trusted fulfillment locations:
We ship via USPS Priority Mail, which usually arrives in 2–3 business days within the continental U.S.
🌍 International Orders
Live outside the U.S.? No problem!
International shipping fees vary and will be quoted at checkout. Most deliveries arrive within 7–15+ days, depending on your country and local customs.
🏪 Need More Discretion?
Worried about someone at home seeing your package?
You can choose to ship your order to a FedEx, UPS, or shipping storefront for pickup.
Just bring a valid photo ID, and you’re good to go—no awkward doorstep deliveries needed.
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I’m James—founder & operator. With 18+ years in eCommerce & digital marketing, I built SlipDix to be a transparent, body-safe place to buy premium sexual wellness products.
We focus on what matters most: safety, privacy, speed, support, and real value.
We hand-select every product and refuse porous “jelly” materials, knock-offs, or cheap imports.
Your privacy is the priority—online and at your doorstep.
Orders ship within 1 business day from U.S. centers in Michigan & Arizona.
Reach out and you’ll talk to me—James. No scripts. No outsourcing. Just honest help.
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