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Dive deep into new fantasies with this Swamp Monster dildo from Creature Cocks! Its mysterious shaft is textured with tiny bumps and scaly ridges. The long shaft has a gentle curve to it for your penetrative pleasure and a soft pink head that blossoms like a bud at the end of a green stem. At the base is a wide, flat plateau that you can ride and two, shiny, black glass orbs that seem to stare up into your depths as you ride it! Is it face or phallus? That's up to you to decide as you enjoy the sweet and silky smoothness of premium silicone as you plunge it deeper into your own wet and mossy swamplands. Completely phthalate-free, it is body-safe to use with water-based lubricants. The base is also compatible with a strap-on harness for those of you who want to share in the fantasy and get pegged! Or ride solo; the strong, suction cup base lets you enjoy it hands-free! After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.
On a hot and balmy day, you've decided to explore more on this surprise vacation to the Everglades. Fanning yourself, the heat is as heavy as a blanket and you seek some shade in the late afternoon. For miles the winding, wet swamplands stretch out and you sit at the edge of it on the moist earth under a tree. The sun hangs low in the sky, yet it's still warm, so you strip down and wade into the water. The cool water freshens and cools you. You feel so relaxed you lose track of time. Suddenly there's a moment in the water and as you look around, you see the two glassy, black eyes of something watching you. Your breath catches in your throat, fight or flight activated, yet you stay perfectly still. As you finally turn to start moving out of the water, a scaly, wet hand grabs your thigh. You freeze, terrified, but your terror turns to confusion and arousal as the hand begins to slide up between your thighs and stimulate you! As you look down, you see the pink tipped, scaly, green rod begin to emerge from the water. It surfaces, twitching, firm and excited; two glassy black eyes look up at you and the hands pull you down over the shaft. It parts you and you find yourself being moved up and down and it feels so good that it surprises you. Your moans are barely heard over the wild waters, and you begin to feel hot for an entirely different reason! As you reach climax, the monster releases you, thick, white slime trailing between your thighs. You walk out of the water and to the shore again, only the Everglades knowing your mysterious secret.
Specifications
Your order is personal. We treat it that way. Every package is shipped with total discretion, secure handling, and fast U.S. fulfillment.
Every order ships in a plain, unmarked white box or mailer with zero indication of what’s inside or that it came from SlipDix.
For added privacy, both your billing statement and the ship-from name on the label will appear as “SUTSTONE LLC” — never SlipDix.
Orders placed before 1PM EST Monday–Friday ship the same business day. Orders placed after 1PM EST, on weekends, or on federal holidays ship the next business day. You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order ships.
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FREE Priority Discreet Shipping is available on orders $50+ (48 contiguous states). Most U.S. deliveries arrive in 2–4 business days.
Shipping rates for other orders and expedited options are calculated at checkout based on your location and selected delivery speed.
We ship worldwide. Rates are calculated at checkout based on your location and available services.
Most international deliveries arrive within 7–15+ days, depending on customs and local carriers.
You can ship to a FedEx, UPS, or shipping storefront for pickup if you prefer not to receive packages at home.
Just bring a valid photo ID for pickup — no awkward doorstep moments.
Want it faster? Choose a Priority or Express option at checkout for upgraded delivery speed.
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