Fuck Water Original H2O 8 oz.

🚚 Discreet & Secure Shipping—Always

We take your privacy seriously. Every order is shipped in a plain, unmarked white box or mailer with zero indication of what’s inside or that it’s from SlipDix.com.

Even your billing will stay private—charges appear as "SUTSTONE LLC" (not SlipDix). So rest easy—your secret’s safe with us. 😉

📦 Fast Fulfillment from U.S. Warehouses

Orders ship within 1 business day from one of our trusted fulfillment locations:

• Cleveland, Ohio (our HQ)
• Ferndale, Michigan
• Phoenix, Arizona

We ship via USPS Priority Mail, which usually arrives in 2–3 business days within the continental U.S.

• Orders under $50: $7.99 flat-rate shipping
• Orders $50 or more: FREE SHIPPING within the 48 contiguous U.S. states

🌍 International Orders

Live outside the U.S.? No problem!

International shipping fees vary and will be quoted at checkout. Most deliveries arrive within 7–15+ days, depending on your country and local customs.

🏪 Need More Discretion?

Worried about someone at home seeing your package?

You can choose to ship your order to a FedEx, UPS, or shipping storefront for pickup.

Just bring a valid photo ID, and you’re good to go—no awkward doorstep deliveries needed.

⚡ In a Rush?

Need a faster option or custom shipping quote?

Reach out to us—we’re happy to help with expedited options or special requests. 💌