Me You Us UltraCock Sex Machine

Availability: In Stock (ships within 1 business day)
Brand: Simply Pleasure Ltd
Model: 92962
EAN: 4890808284438
MPN: USA-MYU-F-020
Ships from: Ferndale, Michigan USA

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$599.99

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With its positionable design you have the power to finely tune angles and height of the machine as it raises lowers and inclines with ease as you please. The adjustable telescopic distance ranging from 3 to 15cm offers a tailored experience that allows you to control the depth and speed of the thrusts.

Navigate the intensity with the wired dial controller which allows you to adjust the telescopic speed to your preference. The suction cup dildo attachment along with reinforcing C-rings ensures stability.

This machine comes with a 6 inch dildo to kickstart your exploration and is compatible with all suction cup-based dildos offering endless possibilities for your pleasure.

Features

Adjustable
Advanced
Kit/Set
Phthalate Free
Suction Cup
Warranty

Specifications

Brand: Me You Us
Category: abs-altitude-2025, Sex Machines
Color: Silver/Steel/Chrome
Material: Metal
Power: Corded
Length: 28.30

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For added privacy, your billing statement will appear as “SUTSTONE LLC” — never SlipDix.

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Orders ship within 1 business day from trusted U.S. locations:

Cleveland, Ohio
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Phoenix, Arizona

We ship via USPS Priority Mail, with most U.S. deliveries arriving in 2–3 business days.

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Most international deliveries arrive within 7–15+ days, depending on customs and local carriers.

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I’m James — founder & operator. SlipDix is built for one thing: a shopping experience that feels safe, private, and professional from checkout to delivery. Every item is carefully curated, shipped discreetly, and backed by real support.

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We refuse sketchy materials and low-grade knockoffs. If it’s on SlipDix, it passed our standards.

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You’ll get discreet shipping, body-safe products, and real support — backed by our 30-day satisfaction guarantee.

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