Me You Us UltraCock Sex Machine

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Brand: Simply Pleasure Ltd
Model: 92962
EAN: 4890808284438
MPN: USA-MYU-F-020
Ships from: Ferndale, Michigan USA

$599.99

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Me You Us UltraCock Sex Machine

Bring hands-free thrusting power into your play space with the Me You Us UltraCock Sex Machine. Built with a positionable metal frame and adjustable movement controls, this corded sex machine lets you fine-tune angle, height, depth, and speed for a more customized experience during solo play or partner play.

The adjustable telescopic thrust range allows you to control penetration depth, while the wired dial controller makes it easy to increase or decrease speed without interrupting the moment. Its suction cup dildo attachment system and reinforcing C-rings help keep compatible toys stable during use.

The UltraCock includes a 6 in. dildo to get you started and is compatible with suction cup-based dildos, giving you plenty of room to switch up shape, size, and sensation. Strong, adjustable, and built for repeat exploration, this machine is a serious upgrade for anyone ready to put thrusting pleasure on autopilot.

Features

Corded sex machine for hands-free thrusting play
Adjustable positionable design allows angle and height customization
Raises, lowers, and inclines for tailored positioning
Telescopic thrust distance adjusts from 1.2–5.9 in.
Wired dial controller lets you adjust thrusting speed
Suction cup dildo attachment system offers toy compatibility
Reinforcing C-rings help improve dildo stability during use
Includes 6 in. dildo to start play right away
Compatible with suction cup-based dildos
Phthalate free
Great for solo play, couples play, and advanced toy exploration
Backed by a warranty

How to Use

Set the machine on a stable, level surface before use.
Attach the included dildo or a compatible suction cup-based dildo securely before powering on.
Adjust the machine height, angle, and incline to match the desired position.
Apply plenty of water-based lubricant to the dildo and body before play.
Use the wired dial controller to start slowly, then increase speed gradually as desired.
Adjust thrust depth using the telescopic range, staying within a comfortable level of penetration.
Keep hands, hair, loose clothing, bedding, and accessories away from moving parts.
Stop immediately if you feel pain, numbness, resistance, discomfort, or if the machine shifts during use.
Turn off and unplug the machine before adjusting attachments, cleaning, or storing.

Care Instructions

Remove the dildo attachment before cleaning.
Clean the dildo before and after each use according to its material and manufacturer care instructions.
Wipe the metal machine frame and controller with a soft, slightly damp cloth as needed.
Do not submerge the machine, cord, controller, or motorized components in water.
Make sure all parts are fully dry before storage.
Inspect the frame, cord, controller, attachment points, C-rings, and dildo before each use.
Do not use if any part appears damaged, loose, cracked, or unstable.
Store clean and dry in a cool place away from moisture, direct sunlight, and sharp objects.

What’s Included

1 UltraCock sex machine
1 6 in. dildo
Suction cup dildo attachment components
Reinforcing C-rings
1 wired dial controller

Specifications

Brand: Me You Us
Product Type: Sex machine
Color: Silver/Steel/Chrome
Material: Metal
Power: Corded
Control Type: Wired dial controller
Adjustable: Yes
Experience Level: Advanced
Thrust Range: 1.2–5.9 in.
Included Dildo Length: 6 in.
Dildo Compatibility: Suction cup-based dildos
Attachment Style: Suction cup with reinforcing C-rings
Phthalate Free: Yes
Length: 28.30 in.
Category: Sex machines

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