Penis Pasta 7.01 oz. (200g)

Penis Pasta 7.01 oz. (200g) (5422) | SlipDix.com
Penis Pasta 7.01 oz. (200g)
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  • Brand: Hott Products Unlimited
  • Model: 5422
  • EAN: 5022782000936
  • MPN: SF-FD01
  • Ships from: Ferndale, Michigan USA
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Penis Pasta 7.01 oz. (200g)

Serve dinner with a side of scandalous laughter with Penis Pasta 7.01 oz. (200g). Made from durum wheat and shaped for maximum adult party humor, this novelty pasta is a hilarious addition to bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, gag gifts, adult dinner nights, and cheeky gift baskets.

Each boxed package includes 7.01 oz. of edible penis-shaped pasta that cooks just like traditional pasta—only with a lot more personality. Whether you are making a playful pasta dish, setting up a themed party meal, or gifting it to someone with a wicked sense of humor, this novelty noodle is guaranteed to get a reaction.

The package also includes a recipe for “Penis Pasta with Big Balls and Steamy Sauce,” giving you a ready-made way to turn the joke into a full meal. Just remember: like all pasta, it increases in size when cooked. Naturally.

Features

  • Adult novelty penis-shaped pasta
  • Made from durum wheat
  • Edible gag gift with playful party appeal
  • Great for bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, birthdays, adult dinner nights, and novelty gift baskets
  • Includes a themed recipe on the package
  • Cooks like traditional pasta
  • Fun conversation starter for grown-up gatherings
  • Boxed for easy gifting and display
  • Powerless design requires no batteries or charging

How to Use

  • Cook according to the package directions.
  • Pair with your favorite sauce, meatballs, vegetables, or party-themed recipe.
  • Check packaging for ingredients, nutrition details, and allergen information before consuming.
  • Serve as a novelty food item for adult parties and keep out of reach of children and pets.

Care Instructions

  • Store uncooked pasta in a cool, dry place.
  • Keep the box sealed until ready to use.
  • Avoid moisture, heat, and direct sunlight.
  • Use before the best-by date listed on the package.

Specifications

  • Brand: Hott Products
  • Manufacturer: OMG International Inc.
  • Product Name: Penis Pasta 7.01 oz. (200g)
  • Category: Candy and Edible Novelties
  • Color: Vanilla/Ivory/Beige
  • Product Weight: 7.01 oz.
  • Edible: Yes
  • Power: Powerless
  • Water Resistance: Not Water Resistant
  • Product Length: 8.80 inches
  • Product Width: 5.20 inches
  • Product Height: 1.80 inches
  • Packaging Type: Boxed
  • Package Weight: 0.50 lbs.
  • Package Length: 9.80 inches
  • Package Width: 5.20 inches
  • Package Height: 1.80 inches

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