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Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks! 3 oz. Bag

Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks! 3 oz. Bag
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Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks! 3 oz. Bag
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  • Brand: Little Genie Productions
  • Model: 89861
  • UPC: 817717011188
  • MPN: CP.1118
  • Ships from: Ferndale, Michigan USA
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Introducing "Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks" – the ultimate candy with an attitude that's perfect for those special people in your life who deserve a taste of their own medicine. This bold and cheeky candy is perfect for those special individuals who deserve a not-so-subtle reminder. Whether it's for a cheating partner self-absorbed friend or that coworker who just can't take a hint this bag of fruit-flavored dick candies is guaranteed to bring plenty of laughs and eye rolls. With approximately 100 pieces or 3 ounces per bag you'll have enough to share the mischievous fun. So go ahead embrace your playful side and give the gift that will have everyone talking (and laughing)!


Features

  • Edible
  • Flavored


Specifications

  • Brand: Little Genie
  • Category: Candy and Edible Novelties
  • Color: Blue

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