Guaranteed Body-Safe Quality
We hand-select every product and refuse porous “jelly” materials, knock-offs, or cheap imports.
- 100% Phthalate-Free verification
- Medical-grade silicone & glass prioritized
- Reputable brands only—no exceptions
The Me You Us Ultracock Realistic Squirting Dildo looks just like the real thing! Featuring a lengthy 8 inches the realistic tip of this dong will squirt to mimic the look of an orgasm. Whether you're someone that wants to take on the role of a penis owner and end your sexual experience with a climatic orgasm or your exploring watersports this versatile dildo can do it all. Its texture is flexible and firm to allow for deep penetration and its flared base makes it compatible with a harness or it can be used hands-free on a flat surface. An easy-to-use syringe is included so that you may fill the dong with the fluid of your choice for the ultimate realistic hookup.
Features
Specifications
🚚 Discreet & Secure Shipping—Always
We take your privacy seriously. Every order is shipped in a plain, unmarked white box or mailer with zero indication of what’s inside or that it’s from SlipDix.com.
Even your billing will stay private—charges appear as "SUTSTONE LLC" (not SlipDix). So rest easy—your secret’s safe with us. 😉
📦 Fast Fulfillment from U.S. Warehouses
Orders ship within 1 business day from one of our trusted fulfillment locations:
We ship via USPS Priority Mail, which usually arrives in 2–3 business days within the continental U.S.
🌍 International Orders
Live outside the U.S.? No problem!
International shipping fees vary and will be quoted at checkout. Most deliveries arrive within 7–15+ days, depending on your country and local customs.
🏪 Need More Discretion?
Worried about someone at home seeing your package?
You can choose to ship your order to a FedEx, UPS, or shipping storefront for pickup.
Just bring a valid photo ID, and you’re good to go—no awkward doorstep deliveries needed.
⚡ In a Rush?
Need a faster option or custom shipping quote?
Reach out to us—we’re happy to help with expedited options or special requests. 💌
I’m James—founder & operator. With 18+ years in eCommerce & digital marketing, I built SlipDix to be a transparent, body-safe place to buy premium sexual wellness products.
We focus on what matters most: safety, privacy, speed, support, and real value.
We hand-select every product and refuse porous “jelly” materials, knock-offs, or cheap imports.
Your privacy is the priority—online and at your doorstep.
Orders ship within 1 business day from U.S. centers in Michigan & Arizona.
Reach out and you’ll talk to me—James. No scripts. No outsourcing. Just honest help.
Lean operation = better value on quality vibrators, dildos, and couples toys than the big guys.
SlipDix™ is my mission. You’ll get a shopping experience that’s comfortable, confident, and judgment-free—always. We operate with total transparency, uncompromising safety standards, and complete discretion.
Thank you for trusting SlipDix.