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Evan's Eggplant

Evan's Eggplant
Evan's Eggplant
Evan's Eggplant
Evan's Eggplant
Evan's Eggplant
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  • Brand: Jen Jenivive
  • Model: 98029
  • UPC: 979831026439
  • Ships from: Ferndale, Michigan USA
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Evan's Eggplant

By Jen Jenivive


Paperback; 35 pages


This is an adult parody book, it includes innuendos that only adults will understand.


Evan has an eggplant, it is popular in the neighborhood, but when he gets ready to snap pics of his eggplant, he spots a problem! Will Evan be able to get his eggplant back to its best? You'll have to buy the book to find out!


Why should you order this book?

  1. Your name is Evan
  2. You want to give this book to someone you know called Evan
  3. You like eggplants
  4. You enjoy silly, immature humor
  5. You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time


* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above

** This book is not based on anyone I know in real life, it is purely fictional


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  • Brand: Jen Jenivive
  • Category: Books, Novelty Gifts

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