Helen's Hole

Helen's Hole
Helen's Hole
Helen's Hole
Helen's Hole
Helen's Hole
  • Availability: In Stock (ships within 1 business day)
  • Brand: Jen Jenivive
  • Model: 98024
  • UPC: 979830747048
  • Ships from: Ferndale, Michigan USA
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Helen's Hole

Helen's Hole is a cheeky adult paperback by Jen Jenivive, packed with playful innuendo, garden-themed mischief, and the kind of immature humor that makes a gift table instantly more entertaining. When Helen gives her big bush a much-needed trim, she discovers a surprising hole in the garden—and naturally, she needs help getting it filled.

This 26-page novelty book leans into tongue-in-cheek wordplay and grown-up humor while keeping the whole thing delightfully silly. It is a fun gag gift for anyone named Helen, anyone shopping for a Helen, or anyone who appreciates a good double entendre wrapped in a very ridiculous little story.

Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, office-adjacent chaos, or novelty gift baskets, Helen's Hole is short, silly, and made for adults who do not mind laughing at a joke that absolutely knows what it is doing.

Features

  • Adult novelty paperback book by Jen Jenivive
  • 26-page short humor book with cheeky innuendo
  • Garden-themed storyline with playful double meanings
  • Great gag gift for anyone named Helen
  • Fun choice for birthdays, bachelorette parties, white elephant gifts, and novelty gift exchanges
  • Perfect for fans of silly, immature, adult humor
  • Small-author novelty gift item
  • For adults only

How to Use

  • Gift it to Helen, gift it from Helen, or keep it for your own collection of wonderfully ridiculous adult humor.
  • Read aloud at parties for maximum giggles and dramatic effect.
  • Pair with other novelty gifts for a themed adult gift basket.
  • Keep away from children, as the humor is intended for adults only.

Care Instructions

  • Store in a cool, dry place away from moisture.
  • Keep pages clean and dry to preserve the paperback format.
  • Display on a bookshelf, gift table, or anywhere a little unexpected humor is welcome.

Specifications

  • Brand: Jen Jenivive
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Product Type: Adult Novelty Humor Book
  • Format: Paperback
  • Page Count: 26 Pages
  • Category: Books, Novelty Gifts
  • Intended Audience: Adults Only

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